Director:
Tom SixGuión:
Tom SixCámara:
David MeadowsMúsica:
Misha SegalReparto:
Dieter Laser, Laurence R. Harvey, Tom Six, Eric Roberts, Robert LaSardo, Tommy 'Tiny' Lister, Bree Olson, Clayton Rohner, Jay Tavare, Ben Blenkle (más)Streaming (1)
Sinopsis(1)
El hastío ante la falta de recursos y la superpoblación en una cárcel estadounidense llevan a su alcaide y a su ayudante a la más inverosímil de las decisiones: crear un ciempiés humano con sus 500 reclusos. (Ediciones 79)
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Esto es lo que pasa cuando un cineasta de terror por debajo de la media se emborracha de fama efímera y con la cabeza metida en su propio culo (probablemente siguiendo el ejemplo de los personajes de sus películas) recicla la misma sin parar, esta vez en una autoparodia insoportablemente cutre. ¿Para quién hizo Tom Six esta película, además de para él mismo? Los fans de los dos primeros episodios que esperaban ver marranadas y gore todavía más extremados que en la segunda entrega, aquí se sentirán decepcionados: la tercera carece de ambas cosas. Es más, es aburrida. La inmensa mayoría del exorbitante metraje está dedicado a las ruidosas creaciones de Dieter Lasser, y me dio vergüenza ver algo así. Mientras que El ciempiés humano 2 era el resultado inevitable de lo que los fans querían de la primera película, la tercera no es más que una exhibición no deseada del director, con unas cualidades realmente pobres.
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Fuck you Tom Six! The most pointless sequel? Definitely! The first part was an excellent horror film featuring just about every element from suspense, atmosphere, depravity to the idea, the second part moved into an underground and self-indulgent style but still very solid, but the third part is an absolute cinematic low and a disgrace to all cinema. Dieter Laser seems to have forgotten that he's not in an amateur theatre, but a C-horror movie, and so delivers the most embarrassing theatrical performance ever. A snivelling, whiny sociopath with unfunny obscene remarks who screams so much throughout the film that it's almost impossible to stand without a double dose of brufene, add in his unflattering face and you'll wish he never appeared on a movie screen again for the rest of his life. (I never wished cancer or AIDS on anyone like him). His goblin sidekick is a quieter evil, but his mouth is unreal again. The other downside also is that the centipede's turn doesn't come until the last 20 minutes before the end, and we only see one stitching from the operation (we know that from the first one, thanks). Until then, the "film" is an awkward, banal, boring, poorly shot and stupid satire. 1* for the detailed castration and the sexy secretary, otherwise bloody awful. 20%
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What to do with a horror film that’s not scary? What to do with an exploitation flick that’s not unsettling? What to do with a comedy that’s not funny? What to do with a satire that doesn’t hit the target? A simple answer: don’t watch it. If anything, it should be acknowledged that each episode of The Human Centipede is different, and Final Sequence takes things in a self-parodying and satirical way. Six unfortunately (for me) is on a different humour wave than I, so the comedy lead by the overly dramatic performance of Dieter Laser felt incredibly cringe-worthy (really, some of his screaming deliveries made me feel almost sorry for the creators), and he also lacks the intellectual capacity to deliver a non-banal and non-shallow satire about the socio-political situation in the USA. Or at least he didn’t show it in this film.
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Reintegrating Laser and Harvey into the third film in completely different roles, along with the presence of Six himself playing himself, only turns the film into a parody. It’s intentional, but it simply isn't funny or entertaining. It can shock. For that, Six is good and has scenes here that once again manage to stick in your mind. And surprisingly, these are not scenes with a centipede. Still, I can't help but feel that this really didn't work out.
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